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9. What joke has this web-site got the most mileage out of this year?-
A) Ricky Ponting’s crap captaincy
B) Craig Smith’s strange disappearance
C) Tony Anderson’s megalomania
D) Larne 2nds inability to win the Junior cup
10. Which club stalwart fulfilled a long held sexual fantasy when he finally found a prostitute in Amsterdam who could hum the BBC cricket theme “Soul Limbo” whilst his scrotum was in her mouth?-
A Mike Lyle
B) Mike Waterman
C) Mike Walker
D) All of the above
11. Which First eleven bowler amazed the club by managing to perform the sperm-trick in April?-
A) Gareth Gaw
B) Dean Hodge
C) Johnnie Baxter
D) Darren Stanton
12. According to popular opinion, why is Larne Cricket Club’s website the best local club site in the business?-
A) It’s the only one that gets updated more than once a year
B) It’s written by a highly paid specialist team of research journalists
C) It has a similar web-address to a hardcore Dutch Pornography site (www.FreeWanktown/Learntoclub.co.nl)
D) It’s edited by an organizational master
13. Which club member was un-masked at the dinner-dance as being behind the nasty interloper “Wilfred” on the club’s discussion forum?-
A) Wylie McKinty
B) Mal Ewing
C) Alan McKee
D) Nobby Stiles
14. Which one of the following Larne players has never played cricket for another NCU side?-
A) Mike Waterman
B) Wylie McKinty
C) Johnnie Craig
D) Gareth Alexander
15. At the club dinner-dance, what was the precise time elapsement between the Chairman requesting that there was no heckling during his speech and the start of the heckling?-
A) one second
B) two seconds
C) three seconds
D) four seconds
16. And what percentage of the audience contemplated suicide during the aforementioned speech?-
A) 19%
B) 33%
C) 50%
D) 99%
17. And finally, which club member broke the world record for persistent swearing when he uttered a remarkable stream of obscenities lasting eight minutes?- (Clue- he was fixing his garage roof when he struck his thumb with the hammer, fell ten feet to the ground and landed on a small pile of bricks)
A) Johnny Hood
B) K.McKinley
C) Jimmy Repsold
D) Esler Burke
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