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a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person: yhan gay ka dhodh ata ha MADONA ka nahin

Sardar doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala: Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.. Sardar: Yar to bhens ka doodh hi le aatey..

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.


Sardar joins army, given AK 47. He is puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Aik Sardar ko blank message aya us ne usi mobile no. ko phone kr k Bola...... Oye tumhein maloom hai kay tumharae mobile k ink Khatam Hogaya HAy

Sadar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha 0r Likha Tha Bewakuf Banaya Sadar Ne Hoshyari Dikhai Neche Likh Diya Hum Yahan Aaye Hi Nahi They


Sardar ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di Sardar ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge
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