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Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
COach : wasim chakram
team:
bekar younus
rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzamam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
MOhammad yousuf :)
umer bull
kamran khatmal
kana naveedul hasan
Mehman butt
Extras
baiman farhat
danish maleria
Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..
Makaan Maalik: 500 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga!
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Makaan Maalik: Toh 500 Rs. mein kya Bipasha Basu nachegi?
Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....
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