whoa is (not) me

Other Keanu fansites out there are protected havens governed by all sorts of laws that keep out people whose sole interest in Keanu lies in insulting the guy for kicks.

This site isn't. Here, we welcome insults, if only to decorate and fill up our awesome Wall of Shame. At least, the more unintelligible ones ("but omg hes such a bad actoorr!!!!111") go there; proper critical discussions will get more respect and actual responses which we hope will at least sway your opinion a little, if not change it completely.

so, what is this all about?

Far out in a small unregarded corner of the Internet lay a message board frequented by about twenty or so regulars. Years spent in unyielding defense of one of the most maligned actors in Hollywood had hardened most of them into cynical misanthropes whose hope in humanity was steadily diminishing with each repetitively-uncreative and usually arboreal insult.

One of them decided that having a website to link to would save a lot of time and trouble, because there's really only so many times one can insist on Keanu's lack of plant cells before one starts getting mad and destroying furniture.

Thus emerged this site.

Here at WINM, we win 'm.

(Please ignore the tree-inspired colour scheme of this site. It was unintentional, I swear.)