"You're here too much - go away you're too obvious! No you don't post on boards asking people what they think... that's weird."
- buzeeworkerant on Internet forums
keanu swat team in action
This is an archive of our various debates and discussions on the Internet outside of IMDb. The list consists of mostly mine at the moment, and those which the other members of the team alert me to. The primary purpose of this page is to act as an archive; things elsewhere on the Internet tend to vanish with time. Parts have been omitted in the cases where the discussion temporarily digressed to other irrelevant topics, but other than that all posts have been left in their original state.
Usually, only the more substantial rebuttals make it on here, due partly to laziness and partly to the fact that it's just not worth it to archive our rebuttals to every single one-liner that declares Keanu one with the forest.
18.05.08 - Response to acrylic painting
29.02.08 - Response to blog entry 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore' UPDATED 05.04.08
27.02.08 - Response to blog entry 'Please Explain: Keanu Reeves'
26.02.08 - Response to post in thread 'No award for old men?' UPDATED 21.03.08
25.02.08 - Response to article 'Why the Matrix Sucked'
19.02.08 - Response to mock letter 'To Whom It May Concern: Keanu Reeves Edition'
16.02.08 - Response to blog entry 'Keanu'
11.02.08 - Response to post in thread 'There is no spoon: The Matrix Discussed'